The Evangelical's SongThe Evangelical’s Song By Ben FarrarThe Evangelical's Song
(Sung to the tune of “The Major General’s Song” in Gilbert and Sullivan’s “The Pirates of Penzance”)
The Evangelical: I am the very model of a modern evangelical. I’ve information lingual, philosophical and musical. I know the popes of Italy, and councils most historical From Nicea to Vatican, in order categorical.
I’m very well-acquainted, too, with matters psychological. I understand neuroses,
John Meets JudasCOME INTO THE LIGHTJohn Meets Judas
A DIALOGUE FOR TWO ADULT MEN (Based on John 3: 17-21 NIV)
By Ben Farrar/Mircea B. Ionescu © Farrar 2006
(If there is a raised portion of the stage, the drama should take place on this portion. John enters, UL. X to DL. He addresses the entire congregation directly.)
John: I’ll never forget it--one of the darkest nights of my life. I had just eaten the Passover meal with Jesus and the other disciples. When we had sung a hymn, we went to the Garden of Gethsemane, where the Master told us to pray. I tried to obey, but found I could not-my eyes were far too
EverystudentEverystudent A play by AnonymousEverystudent
(Enter Messenger) Messenger: Heare doth begin the tale of Everystudent, and wit ye well, all thee who would obtain diplomas, but who are deceived by pointless time-wasters, which seem so pleasant in the doing, yet bite like a serpent in the end, and do prevent Everystudent from gaining successful employment. But if Everystudent doth buckle down, and renounce all things that would impede his Knowledge, see how quickly he may garner success and become the acme of his potential. (Enter Professor)
Professor: I am greatly peeved at Everyst
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Dios es bueno.
Are you a daughter of God? [link]
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No man knows how bad he is till he has tried very hard to be good. ~ C.S. Lewis
Shakespeare Shipped Zutara.
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No man knows how bad he is till he has tried very hard to be good. ~ C.S. Lewis
Shakespeare Shipped Zutara.
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